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How to Get a Boyfriend in Middle School

This advice is only for people in middle school. Sorry, creepy old men.

lol what did i just watch

I think she needs more parental guidance. First step making videos with clothes on, second step videos with clothes coming off. I would sneak make up in middle school and the one time a kid said he liked me and we ‘went out’ for like three days and I overheard it was all a joke. Than, a new kid I got a crush on in sixth grade always made fun of me and my nose and so would his friends so I got over him and my senior year him and a good portion of his friends were all wanting me. GROSS! But this is dumb lol. Gah.

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    You don’t want to have the reputation of asking guys out. HAHAHA
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    ahahaha ooh man.
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    OH> MY GOSH. I want to like slap her or something. Her voice! GAH were we really like this in middle school?
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    you just…you just dont want the reputation for asking boys out.
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    I can’t believe I watched the whole thing and I still don’t have a boyfriend.
  16. nickiminajprivilege reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    Priorities, people.
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    Thanks to this, I feel like I can get a million middle school boys to date me. All I have to do is shower and wink at...
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    where was this when i was in middle school? if only i had known to shower and brush my hair…
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    LOL at how legit she is.You’re 12. "umm..ask a friend, to ask a friend, to ask them to ask their friend to like..ask you...
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    babababhahahaha
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    Good to know, self righteous 12 year old. Good to know.